ZIIIIIIING!

THANK GOD YOURE BACK!
oh my goodness im not crazy.
i missed you i missed you.

bmore this weekend
mom this weekend.

champs next weekend
dad next weekend.

SISTERS EVERY WEEKEND!

you hurt my feelings i am disrespected
you hurt my feelings i am hurt
you confuse me i am afloat
you know me i am safe
you dont know me i am confused
you know how to deal with me i am frustrated
you dont need me i am jealous
you forget me i am abandoned
you need to see me. now. i am lost.

oh dear oh dear what a year what a year
another beer, dear?
no i cant see clear!
oh! youll hit a deer! immobilized with fear!
can you even steer?
the deer is coming near!
youll hit it in the rear!
then death will appear
and ill cry a small tear
no no dear, not another beer.
i need you to be here.

*excuse the interruption, in tonights production of "Shithole Syracuse" Jessie DeSalvia will be taking the roles of:
Daughter
Wife
Mother
Adult
and
Child
Thank you, it might get a little messy*